I'm a small woman, barely 4'11" and 95 pounds if my hair's wet. And I have a lot of hair. Long red hair, green eyes, and approximately 4.827 x 10^9 freckles. I also have the domineering Irish clan mother personality that generally comes along with those genes. I'm 34 years young. I'm a farm girl, professional engineer, industrial designer, and a lesbian. I'm tiny but I'm not petite and fragile. I won't break. Farming keeps you fit: I can lift my own body weight and toss it across a fence.